Thursday 23 May 2013

I have spent 12 plus hours on this!!

4 months ago I had the delightful experience of being hacked, I lost everything and only recently had the courage to form another email address as I couldn't delay it any longer with forms for Immigration to be filled out, rolling over a stupid number of superannuation memberships and lastly dealing with the ATO.
I decided to sign up with Gmail as my partner is with them and hadn't had any issues, I organised folders informed all of the new email address beautiful FRESH START........Don't be so stupid!!!!
I move things into the right folder and think I then deleted from the all mail folder and now I have nothing!!!!!!!!
NO LEGAL DOCUMENTS TO SIGN AND EMAIL BACK & even better I am unable to request all new ones because that's not the way it works!!!!!!
PAYSLIPS gone  FIRST HOME BUYER info GONE!!!! ITS ALLL GONE!!!!
The thing that really pisses me more than anything (and no im not excusing my language) is that I have spent nearly a full 12 god damn hours on this god forsaken piece of shit of a computer filling in all of Gmails report a problem pages only for the send button to say in BIG COLOURFUL LETTERS.......there is a problem please try again!!!!!! I mean REALLY!?!?!?
I then google te problem and do you think I could get any sort of answer????? Of course not-you can google why your big toe nail is turning black and get the ridiculous brain dead answer but do you thing 'retrieving deleted emails' is a straight forward question????? NO OF COURSE NOT!!!!!! unbelievable to think in this day and age of bullshit hackers bastard scammers and up until this point straight out bloody waste of times the question I am asking is to hard and non existant!!!!
So this is my last course to PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE someone please just help me before I copy my account info and the last near on 12 hours of crap so I can sent to the government that will believe me make life hard then delete gmail then smash the god damn laptop over nearest chopping block then make an absolute pain in my own arse of myself emailing and basically stalking all these usless sites that lead us to believe we live in a new day and age!!!!!!!!
At least if I bloody accidently ripped a hand written letter up rather than post it I still had the god damn option of sticking the bastard together and actually posting it!!!!!!!
                I AM SORRY FOR THE ATTITUDE AD LANGUAGE BUT I AM SERIOUSLY ALL OUT OF NICE AND POLITE,PLEASE PLEASE HELP AND MAKE ME FELL LIKE A RUDE DICK THAT WILL THEN BE RELIEVED AND EMBARESSED BUT BE PROVEN SO SO SO SO WRONG WITH REGARDS TO TECHNOLOGY PLEASE!!!!!!